GRADY KUSCHNEREIT

In days of yore, many casinos in Las Vegas would employ retired boxers in the role of "official greeters", who would welcome guests arriving at The Dunes or The Stardust with a smile, a glib handshake, and perhaps a complimentary chip or two.

The lack of a Howard Hughesian budget at Monck's Landing; however, has precluded the hiring of even a Drederick Tatum for this position, so the role of Official Greeter has devolved to our chocolate lab, Grady.

On the days he is working, you may be able to take advantage of Grady's valet parking service, or might be subjected to a cursory inspection of your trunk in the parking lot......in any case, it's all in good fun, and Grady looks forward to seeing you your next time out at Monck's Landing.